Psychic Power Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Nice to see Celia's making something of Jeffs Psychokinesis'

'Manager. . . Commander. . . Chieftain. . . King!'

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

Psychic to Leylandii tree - 'You will reach great heights.'

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

Psychic diving competition.

Angry wife: 'Oh well DONE Keith! Why didn't you tell me the invite said BRING your own spirits?!'

Remote control Broomstick and Butterfly

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

'You see me coming here every week and paying you fifty dollars...'

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

Psychic car mechanics.

Nuclear energy.

"I want to be an astronaut, president of the United States and ruler of the universe! Chica power!"

Sandcastles

"You know, the yoozh. A little toil, a little trouble."

"Oh, a resume is not necessary. I know all about you."

"Lately, I've become more spiritual, and less religious."

Big Medium

Ye Olde Inn, Fine Food & Spirits.

'I'm looking for a job that satisfies my lust for power.'

'I guess I don't need to tell you that you got the job.'

'Smiley, it's come to my attention that, since being promoted to management, you've grown fangs.'

"Nothing - he's ghosting you."

"Who's there?"

"You like people and people respond to that."

Hell, yes, it's lonely at the top. Plus I get nosebleeds.

"What a coincidence, I'm an influencer too!"

Hell's Bells Whisky

"I need a prescription for phantom pain!"

'Oh, don't mind Grandpa - he's just having an acid flashback.'

'I just love reading your mind. No big words.'