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'Nice to see Celia's making something of Jeffs Psychokinesis'

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

Psychic to Leylandii tree - 'You will reach great heights.'

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

Psychic diving competition.

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

Remote control Broomstick and Butterfly

Angry wife: 'Oh well DONE Keith! Why didn't you tell me the invite said BRING your own spirits?!'

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

'You see me coming here every week and paying you fifty dollars...'

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

"You know, the yoozh. A little toil, a little trouble."

"I want to be an astronaut, president of the United States and ruler of the universe! Chica power!"

Psychic car mechanics.

Nuclear energy.

Sandcastles

"Oh, a resume is not necessary. I know all about you."

Big Medium

"Who's there?"

'Smiley, it's come to my attention that, since being promoted to management, you've grown fangs.'

Ye Olde Inn, Fine Food & Spirits.

'I'm looking for a job that satisfies my lust for power.'

'I guess I don't need to tell you that you got the job.'

"You like people and people respond to that."

Hell, yes, it's lonely at the top. Plus I get nosebleeds.

"What a coincidence, I'm an influencer too!"

"I need a prescription for phantom pain!"

Hell's Bells Whisky

'When I was young I thought wealth and power would make me happy...and I was right!'

'I just love reading your mind. No big words.'