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"I shot them on an LSD trip back in the sixties."

Love

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

'Look, you can only do so much!'

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

Paranormal A-Z...

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Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

"I'm the bad guy..."

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

Pavlov's Puppy

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

"Get a tomb!"

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

Psychic to Leylandii tree - 'You will reach great heights.'

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

"Which one is yours?"

Blok drives by New York City.

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

'...and when the wolves moved house I was adopted by beetles.'

"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

Free-Floating Anxiety

Psychic diving competition.

Pavlov's Cat