Psychedelic Enthusiast Gifts

'Oh, don't mind Grandpa - he's just having an acid flashback.'

"I shot them on an LSD trip back in the sixties."

Love

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

'Look, you can only do so much!'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

Paranormal A-Z...

"I'm the bad guy..."

Astral Projection

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

Pavlov's Puppy

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

"Get a tomb!"

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

He snuck in on me again, didn't he.

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

Psychic to Leylandii tree - 'You will reach great heights.'

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

"Which one is yours?"

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

Blok drives by New York City.

Free-Floating Anxiety

'...and when the wolves moved house I was adopted by beetles.'