Psychedelic Adventurer Gifts

The Grim Reefer: 'DUDE,that was,like,your last puff,MAN.'

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

"Have you seen my stash?" "No. But have you seen the giant flying fire breathing chickens in the kitchen?!"

Hippie Edibles Co.

"If you kiss me I turn into a prince and if you lick him, well, you can’t really be hallucinating more than you are already."

'Woah, man! Look at all the trippy colours!'

High Tide: 'Ohh,WOWWWW,orange and purple FLOWERS in the sky!...'

Youths walking in street "The neighbourhood sure has changed since I was a tangerine"

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Hugh fans!"

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

Time Machine Collision

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

Playground Pipe Dreams

"Do you have an appointment?"

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

"Show off."

"Wow, Jesus. That lesson rocked, someone should write this stuff down."

'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

Sleeping Beauty.

Evolution Of The Jet Ski