Psychedelic Adventurer Gifts

The Grim Reefer: 'DUDE,that was,like,your last puff,MAN.'

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

"Have you seen my stash?" "No. But have you seen the giant flying fire breathing chickens in the kitchen?!"

Hippie Edibles Co.

"If you kiss me I turn into a prince and if you lick him, well, you can’t really be hallucinating more than you are already."

'Woah, man! Look at all the trippy colours!'

High Tide: 'Ohh,WOWWWW,orange and purple FLOWERS in the sky!...'

Youths walking in street "The neighbourhood sure has changed since I was a tangerine"

"I'm open to new things."

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

Time Machine Collision

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

"Hugh fans!"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

"Do you have an appointment?"

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

Playground Pipe Dreams

"Show off."

"Wow, Jesus. That lesson rocked, someone should write this stuff down."

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

Sleeping Beauty.