Metaphysical Adventurer Gifts

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

"Right here's fine."

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

' Get ready to make a wish.'

"Do you have an appointment?"

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"Wow, Jesus. That lesson rocked, someone should write this stuff down."

"Show off."

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

King flicking out his tongue to catch a fly.

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

Teddy Bear

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."

"Looting and plundering! Looting and plundering! There must be more to life!...."

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

"I cried because I had no shoes, till I met a man who had athlete's foot."

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

"Will you be flying through to Toledo, or attempting to leave mid-air?"

Sport, Political, Religious and New Yorker Cartoonist Gurus.

'Hope it's legit. I never had the chance to say good riddance.'