Mythology Adventurer Gifts

Climate change in hell

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

You had me at vintage.

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

Phoenix

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

Mummy Beggar

BRAND-NEW OMG-STORY

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

Freia and her golden apples

"Are you sure this what he said to build?"

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth

"Yee yee hee hee how how yip yip."

'I still love you, but I think I should see other dragons.'

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

Business witch

'How would you like a fairy tale wedding before I eat you?'

"I'll be right back."

'The spirit of Miss Tiger Lilly couldn't come this week!'

Department of Archaeology Floor Plan

"I was NOT huffing and puffing - it's just allergies."

Hermes

The Paranormal Society...

"Maybe we should stop making them on a hill."

"We only have the Bible."

"Fountain of youth? No, I'm searching for a cure for natural causes."

Moses Before Pharaoh's Daughter.

Heavenly Ships

"I now offer DVR service for clients for want to see their future later."