Mythology Adventurer Gifts

Climate change in hell

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

You had me at vintage.

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

'No not there. Let's try it over here this time...'

Phoenix

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

BRAND-NEW OMG-STORY

Mummy Beggar

"I stole me a pot of gold. That's how I became a Lepre-CON."

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

Freia and her golden apples

"Are you sure this what he said to build?"

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth

Business witch

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

'I still love you, but I think I should see other dragons.'

"Yee yee hee hee how how yip yip."

'The spirit of Miss Tiger Lilly couldn't come this week!'

'How would you like a fairy tale wedding before I eat you?'

"I'll be right back."

Department of Archaeology Floor Plan

"I was NOT huffing and puffing - it's just allergies."

"We only have the Bible."

Moses Before Pharaoh's Daughter.

"Fountain of youth? No, I'm searching for a cure for natural causes."

"Wait – we're all wolves in sheep's clothing?"

"Maybe we should stop making them on a hill."

Hermes

The Paranormal Society...