Mythical Journey Adventurer Gifts

Sisypus taking a lunch break from pushing his boulder uphill.

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

'No not there. Let's try it over here this time...'

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

"Great - already running late and then this happens."

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

"I stole me a pot of gold. That's how I became a Lepre-CON."

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

Freia and her golden apples

"I'll be right back."

Business witch

'I still love you, but I think I should see other dragons.'

'He's not there at the moment so please leave a message.'

'Uh, are you sure you can handle enlightenment?'

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

Frog Prince

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth

'The spirit of Miss Tiger Lilly couldn't come this week!'

"I was NOT huffing and puffing - it's just allergies."

Terry Pratchett

"... And I think you should apologise to that palm reader for scoffing at her predictions."

"I now offer DVR service for clients for want to see their future later."

Hermes

"Fountain of youth? No, I'm searching for a cure for natural causes."

The Paranormal Society...

Heavenly Ships

"The road head is filled with danger. Take this lawyer for protection."

'Yeah, I tried 'Open Sesame' ... then I just went at it with a backhoe.'

'I see lot's of water...'

"...But guess what Kevin's mother is doing for a living?"

"You will be going on a long journey..."