Mystical Adventurer Gifts

'OK, so he's not praying to God but at least he's taking an interest in religion.'

"You will be going on a long journey..."

"Your fortune will be fifty pounds lighter when you leave this room."

"I'll be right back."

I'm working on an elixir to raise consciousness, ut I don't know what to call it. "Enlightening in a bottle"!

"Links"

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

Fortune teller with crystal ball and sign explaining calling plans to the 'other side'.

"I see you travelling far and wide...but you'll never find a Playstation 2 by Christmas."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"Right here's fine."

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

' Get ready to make a wish.'

'No not there. Let's try it over here this time...'

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

King flicking out his tongue to catch a fly.

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

Teddy Bear

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

"Will you be flying through to Toledo, or attempting to leave mid-air?"

OM, SWEET OM

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

Nostradamus.

"I stole me a pot of gold. That's how I became a Lepre-CON."