Mystical Adventurer Mugs

'OK, so he's not praying to God but at least he's taking an interest in religion.'

"You will be going on a long journey..."

"Your fortune will be fifty pounds lighter when you leave this room."

"I'll be right back."

"Links"

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

Fortune teller with crystal ball and sign explaining calling plans to the 'other side'.

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"Right here's fine."

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

' Get ready to make a wish.'

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

King flicking out his tongue to catch a fly.

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

Teddy Bear

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

OM, SWEET OM

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

"Will you be flying through to Toledo, or attempting to leave mid-air?"

Nostradamus.

Soap recovery Ship in bath

Through the Looking Glass - Alice Rows the Sheep.

The ambush.

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."