Mystic Adventure Mugs

Madame Lucille Fortune Teller. "I predict the future."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

"Did you have a cat?"

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'

'Before we begin, let me see what my fortune cookie says.'

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

Nostradamus.

"I'm afraid your wife gets to say 'I told you so.'"

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

Freia and her golden apples

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

"I have grave news."

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

Business witch

Palm Reader...

"Remember the night in the Tetons when we smoked so much weed we thought we were hallucinating?"

"We don't do that kind of cattle futures, ma'am. You want Madam Mystic down the street."

"I'll be right back."

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth

'The spirit of Miss Tiger Lilly couldn't come this week!'

"Well, well – if it isn't the old crystal ball and chain."

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"