Mythical Adventurer Mugs

"The road head is filled with danger. Take this lawyer for protection."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Mermaid Yoga

"I was NOT huffing and puffing - it's just allergies."

Witch riding a vacuum instead of a broom.

"I stole me a pot of gold. That's how I became a Lepre-CON."

In later years, St. George wondered if it was the real dragon he had slayed

"...But guess what Kevin's mother is doing for a living?"

Giant Footprints in the Snow

"And after this flight I'll fix Brexit."

Tuk discover 'Surf & Turf.'

'Well, you insisted on going to the end of the rainbow and taking whatever is there. Have at it, buddy.'

You are Hera!

Angels touring hell

Dragon Flight

"Are we there, Yeti?"

RA-PUNZEL-ING: Verb: Descend a high tower by using a damsel's golden hair fixed at a higher point.

"Fountain of youth? No, I'm searching for a cure for natural causes."

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

Abominable Snowmail

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

'No not there. Let's try it over here this time...'

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

"Great - already running late and then this happens."

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

Nostradamus.

Freia and her golden apples

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth