Mythical Explorer Mugs

"Let me try that!"

fountain of youth

'Yeah, I tried 'Open Sesame' ... then I just went at it with a backhoe.'

Sea Angel

"I'm sorry, folks, but the park closes at sundown."

"So, when are you going to give up this fantasy and get a real job, Son?"

"Fountain of youth? No, I'm searching for a cure for natural causes."

Red book and white people

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Spiro & Pusho and Bigfoot

Heavenly Ships

Business witch

Witch on a broom going through a burger drive thru

'No not there. Let's try it over here this time...'

'Having any luck finding the fountain of youth, Miller?'

No bigfoot lives in the next valley -I'm Bigfart.

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

Noah's Ark

'Hi, folks! -- I'm selling vacation time-shares in Atlantis.'

The Ekert Saga: 'Excuse me, Sir...I've been doing some research on the anti-Ekert, and we need to be very careful once we find him...if they make physical contact, the universe would implode.'

'Help! I'm held prisoner at the lost Atlantis! Derek Dinsdale'

Doctor telling pirate he has termites in his wooden leg.

'Hurry up! Go tell Noah we found a hatch.'

Dragons look at map that says 'You be here.'

Demon vacation company

"It appears the people of Atlantis not only had TV but boring, stupid programming!"

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth

The Loch Ness Squirrel.

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...