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Madame Lucille Fortune Teller. "I predict the future."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

'No not there. Let's try it over here this time...'

"Did you have a cat?"

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

'Before we begin, let me see what my fortune cookie says.'

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

"I stole me a pot of gold. That's how I became a Lepre-CON."

Nostradamus.

"I'm afraid your wife gets to say 'I told you so.'"

Freia and her golden apples

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

"Well, well – if it isn't the old crystal ball and chain."

"We don't do that kind of cattle futures, ma'am. You want Madam Mystic down the street."

'The spirit of Miss Tiger Lilly couldn't come this week!'

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

"I have grave news."

"Remember the night in the Tetons when we smoked so much weed we thought we were hallucinating?"

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth

Palm Reader...

Business witch