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Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

Off Off Off Off Broadway

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

Freia and her golden apples

Frog Prince

"Omnipotent?! I thought you said impotent. And you're out of wished, too."

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

"I'll be right back."

'I still love you, but I think I should see other dragons.'

'Well, there went Atlantis -- I told You not to use low bidder!'

"I was NOT huffing and puffing - it's just allergies."

Hermes

"I now offer DVR service for clients for want to see their future later."

"Here's the problem, I grabbed the wrong map. This isn't the Fountain of Youth. This is the Fountain of Middle Age."

"The road head is filled with danger. Take this lawyer for protection."

"You will be going on a long journey..."

'I see lot's of water...'

In later years, St. George wondered if it was the real dragon he had slayed

Madame Lucille Fortune Teller. "I predict the future."

"...But guess what Kevin's mother is doing for a living?"

'Jeez! What comes after 'huff'?'

"Daddy has to clear his head for a few minutes before he can deal with 'Babar'."

"Your fortune will be fifty pounds lighter when you leave this room."

Giant Footprints in the Snow

'Well, you insisted on going to the end of the rainbow and taking whatever is there. Have at it, buddy.'

Dragon Flight

"Are we there, Yeti?"

Nobody suspects it but the entrance to hell is in the building at 122c, Willow Street.

Mermaid Yoga

Witch riding a vacuum instead of a broom.

Abominable Snowmail