Mystical Journeyer Mugs

'The meaning of life? -- Do you have a need to know?'

Man looking down a road with storm clouds above.

'Uh, are you sure you can handle enlightenment?'

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

'He's not there at the moment so please leave a message.'

"... And I think you should apologise to that palm reader for scoffing at her predictions."

Meaning of Life $5.00

ET Mishap

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

'No not there. Let's try it over here this time...'

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

"Great - already running late and then this happens."

OM, SWEET OM

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

Nostradamus.

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

'The spirit of Miss Tiger Lilly couldn't come this week!'

"I have grave news."

Business witch

"I'll be right back."

'I still love you, but I think I should see other dragons.'

"Well, well – if it isn't the old crystal ball and chain."

Palm Reader...

"Remember the night in the Tetons when we smoked so much weed we thought we were hallucinating?"

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth

'Why, thank you -- I made it out of a molehill.'