Philosophy Adventurer Gifts

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

Thomas Mann.

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

Think Tank

"Barb's such a fast reader."

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

Super Student

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

'I need to borrow your Ph.D. for a half hour tomorrow. I have a major problem to solve.'

Winter Weather.

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

"Wait, wait, back up, back up. Who the #!@! is George Orwell?"

'This course in philosophy is not designed to teach you how to make a living. I will be teaching you how to make a life.'

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

'You present a very convincing argument.'

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

"Papi, can I be president of the United States?"

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

"Oh my goodness. My lecture on John Donne has just been awarded Most Pizzazzy Metaphysical Lecture of the Year."

"Always with the cancer cures, this one."

Professor McWit, crushed by an avalanche of Philosophy 101 texts, proves again that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.

Lost and Profound.

The Goethe Life.

Head full of Books.

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

'Thoreau, doing research on chapter 7'

"I'd let you in, but I'm not sure I'm all here today"