Adventurous Philosopher Gifts

I climbed all this way to learn how to live a virtuous life! Ah, you're up to know good!

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Thomas Mann.

E=mc2.

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"Barb's such a fast reader."

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

Super Student

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

'I need to borrow your Ph.D. for a half hour tomorrow. I have a major problem to solve.'

Winter Weather.

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

"Wait, wait, back up, back up. Who the #!@! is George Orwell?"

FAQs.

Shoot For The Moon

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

'This course in philosophy is not designed to teach you how to make a living. I will be teaching you how to make a life.'

'You present a very convincing argument.'

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

"Well, sir, it looks like things are getting pretty serious for Peter and Pauline."

"Papi, can I be president of the United States?"

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

"Always with the cancer cures, this one."

The Economy of Ideas

Professor McWit, crushed by an avalanche of Philosophy 101 texts, proves again that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

"Oh my goodness. My lecture on John Donne has just been awarded Most Pizzazzy Metaphysical Lecture of the Year."

Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.

'How did he make the world in six days?'