Adventurous Atheist Gifts

"Why does your all-knowing, all-powerful god need marketing?"

Kardiff.

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

Shoot For The Moon

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

Imagine

Safari.

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...."

"Papi, can I be president of the United States?"

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"Fight or flight?"

Humpty Dumpty Travel Agency.

"We're looking for our local post office."

Dollywood...Nirvana... 'I'm lost.'

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

"Ideally we're keen to go somewhere that they're not trying to kill us."

'Me lost, I come in peace.'

"What do you mean, 'There can be no ethics without fear of God'?! Look at me - all ethical and shit!"

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."

'This is the last time I fly economy!'

'You're checking in for our flight--you don't have to play max coins.'

'Relax, folks, he just did that for me. When I get the hiccups, a little scare never fails to cure them.'

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

Englishmen in Brittany Pt. 1

'So where do you see yourself in five years?'

'Is there an empty apartment I can use for cultural events?'

'Well? How was the flight?'

'So when do I get to see one of those scenic geysers you've been raving about?'

'We've found it Chandler- The forbidden temple!'