Atheism Explorer Gifts

"We are both 'godless'. I'm just the one who knows it."

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

A surprise in heaven

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

The World's Biggest Book Club

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

'God's forgiveness of sins ... is that like a spiritual bailout program?'

'Is there an E-Reader Edition?'

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

"I think you refuse to admit your god condones slavery, because doing so would be an admission you are more moral than he is. And that conflicts with your Borg programming."

"Sure, it's Good News, but is it fake news?"

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'Harlow, why can't you be passionate like Mel Gibson?'

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...."

'To be honest, it's a bit hard to swallow.'

God is for life not just for Christmas.

"I may have wasted my life, but at least I don't look stupid."

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.

The joy of sects.

'On the other hand, you must never, ever work in mysterious ways.'

'Marx and Engels - why they split.'

"Of course there's an afterlife. It's called 'death'."

Saying Grace.

Chill Out Worshippers!

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'