Theological Explorer Gifts

"All right. O.K. I'll admit that last request may have been a little over the top."

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

'Harlow, why can't you be passionate like Mel Gibson?'

"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...."

"Great - already running late and then this happens."

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

The joy of sects.

"Lucky Guess."

'Marx and Engels - why they split.'

Chaos Theory Lecture - Upstairs and ask again.

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

'Thoreau, doing research on chapter 7'

'OK Sheldon - which part of the Unified Field Theory do you not understand?'

"So Jesus, what denomination are you?"

"Solar flares may be a contributing factor or perhaps it's a negative vibe sensitivity...."

You are everywhere.

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

Looking inside the internal maze,

'But your book proved that gravity is a very weak force.'

'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'

Sorry to Hear You're Leaving.

"Being reborn, eh? What better time to learn about our Lord? He was smooshed for your sins - did you know that?!"

Angel book with feather falling out of it

"'Meaning'? Hahahahaha..."

Stephen Hawking