Christian Explorer Gifts

The Apostle Paul began to suspect that Patmos was not the all inclusive resort as advertised.

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...."

'I think I've now earned the right to wear God on my sleeve.'

'Harlow, why can't you be passionate like Mel Gibson?'

R.C.I.A.

"Great - already running late and then this happens."

The joy of sects.

Airports.

Royalty, Episcopacy, and Law.

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

"So Jesus, what denomination are you?"

You are everywhere.

'It's nothing personal, Donald; I just need more space.'

'That Smith kid just invited us to his church on Easter Sunday!'

Johannes Kepler

Oregon Eclipse Watching, August 21, 2017

'Needless to say, discus-thrower Bill Nordlander went to college on a full athletic scholarship.'

Catholic-Protestant Debates....

"Being reborn, eh? What better time to learn about our Lord? He was smooshed for your sins - did you know that?!"

'...I think I found Ursa Major.'

Angel book with feather falling out of it

Sorry to Hear You're Leaving.

"I don't know—maybe we could look at something besides Canis Major tonight?"

"Yeah, it works, but you still shouldn't have forgotten the flag!"

"Go and spread the Gospel. Hide it in colorful, little eggs for the world to find and be delighted by."

FSBO Heaven