Christian Explorer Prints

The Apostle Paul began to suspect that Patmos was not the all inclusive resort as advertised.

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

'Harlow, why can't you be passionate like Mel Gibson?'

'I think I've now earned the right to wear God on my sleeve.'

"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...."

"Great - already running late and then this happens."

The joy of sects.

Airports.

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

Royalty, Episcopacy, and Law.

"So Jesus, what denomination are you?"

'It's nothing personal, Donald; I just need more space.'

You are everywhere.

Oregon Eclipse Watching, August 21, 2017

Johannes Kepler

'That Smith kid just invited us to his church on Easter Sunday!'

'Needless to say, discus-thrower Bill Nordlander went to college on a full athletic scholarship.'

"I don't know—maybe we could look at something besides Canis Major tonight?"

"Yeah, it works, but you still shouldn't have forgotten the flag!"

"Being reborn, eh? What better time to learn about our Lord? He was smooshed for your sins - did you know that?!"

Sorry to Hear You're Leaving.

'...I think I found Ursa Major.'

Angel book with feather falling out of it

"Go and spread the Gospel. Hide it in colorful, little eggs for the world to find and be delighted by."

FSBO Heaven

"Wow - you should've been out there! That meteor shower was spectacular!!"