Church Explorer Gifts

Pigeon Has Nest in Gargoyle.

'I think I've now earned the right to wear God on my sleeve.'

'That Smith kid just invited us to his church on Easter Sunday!'

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

A surprise in heaven

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

'Is there an E-Reader Edition?'

'God's forgiveness of sins ... is that like a spiritual bailout program?'

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

'I'm an atheist!'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

'Harlow, why can't you be passionate like Mel Gibson?'

God is for life not just for Christmas.

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.

'On the other hand, you must never, ever work in mysterious ways.'

The joy of sects.

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

"If you prayed to Google instead of God, you might get a constructive response."

"Of course there's an afterlife. It's called 'death'."

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

Saying Grace.

Chill Out Worshippers!

Holy Bible

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

'Just one God? - But won't he be outnumbered?'