Christianity Explorers Gifts

'Who was Noah's wife?'

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

'I'm an atheist!'

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

'Harlow, why can't you be passionate like Mel Gibson?'

The joy of sects.

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

"Please....wait...the...meeting...host...will....let you...in....soon."

Airports.

Pastor to couple: 'It is more blessed to forgive than to receive.'

"Do you ever wonder what happens to us when we die?"

Yoga Dentist has sign on wall: 'Open Mouth Insert Foot'

'How did you EXPECT me to come back?'

"Being reborn, eh? What better time to learn about our Lord? He was smooshed for your sins - did you know that?!"

Jesus in the 'Lost and Found'.

"To find out if God exists let's ask an expert."

'You see! What did I tell you about this place?'

Sorry to Hear You're Leaving.

"I'm going to India to find myself..."

The Guru has left this location after discovering the secret to happiness is better cell phone reception.

John Bunyan and Alfred Deakin

'Embrace nonviolence!', 'I don't see how THAT'S going to help.'

Daniel O'Connell

'No other gods before him? - What about multiculturalism?'