Christianity Explorers Gifts

'Who was Noah's wife?'

'Oh, crap.'

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

'I'm an atheist!'

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

'Harlow, why can't you be passionate like Mel Gibson?'

The joy of sects.

"Please....wait...the...meeting...host...will....let you...in....soon."

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

"Imagine There's No Heaven. It's Easy If You Try..."

Airports.

Pastor to couple: 'It is more blessed to forgive than to receive.'

"Do you ever wonder what happens to us when we die?"

'How did you EXPECT me to come back?'

Yoga Dentist has sign on wall: 'Open Mouth Insert Foot'

Sorry to Hear You're Leaving.

"Being reborn, eh? What better time to learn about our Lord? He was smooshed for your sins - did you know that?!"

'You see! What did I tell you about this place?'

"The only spells she does anymore are the Gospels."

Jesus in the 'Lost and Found'.

"To find out if God exists let's ask an expert."

"I didn't say, 'Abandon sheep'."

Moses Lost in the Desert....Year 40

"I'm going to India to find myself..."

The Guru has left this location after discovering the secret to happiness is better cell phone reception.

Jesus, as a child, heals the blind snowman....

'Embrace nonviolence!', 'I don't see how THAT'S going to help.'

John Bunyan and Alfred Deakin

'No other gods before him? - What about multiculturalism?'

Malcolm Muggeridge

"I was social distancing. Until you just showed up."

Well, what did you think they were all praying to?

Daniel O'Connell