Theology Explorers Gifts

"Do you think YOU would believe in Jesus today if your great-great-great-great grandfather's OWNER had not?"

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

'I'm an atheist!'

'Harlow, why can't you be passionate like Mel Gibson?'

The joy of sects.

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

Airports.

"I told you it was a universal truth."

'You see! What did I tell you about this place?'

Jesus in the 'Lost and Found'.

Sorry to Hear You're Leaving.

"Being reborn, eh? What better time to learn about our Lord? He was smooshed for your sins - did you know that?!"

"To find out if God exists let's ask an expert."

'But what if you're a masochist...?'

John Bunyan and Alfred Deakin

'Who was Noah's wife?'

"Global positioning satellites. That's how God always knows where you are."

"Well... I don't believe in you either!"

Praying monk with steeple hands.

Pushing the Evolution Envelope.

"It's important to remember my son; without evil, we would all be out of a job."

'What if the Virgin Mary hadn't gone along with the idea?'

"Now it's a golden calf! - I TOLD You that You should stop with the monkeys!"

'I like to think of the universe as a God shaped whole.'

Over the years, Sid had refined travel on the path of least resistance to a fine art.

"I'm doing the thank-you notes, Joseph. Do you remember if Balthazar brought the myrrh or the frankincense?"

"We are both 'godless'. I'm just the one who knows it."