Theology Explorers Prints

"Do you think YOU would believe in Jesus today if your great-great-great-great grandfather's OWNER had not?"

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

'I'm an atheist!'

'Harlow, why can't you be passionate like Mel Gibson?'

The joy of sects.

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

Airports.

"I told you it was a universal truth."

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"The only spells she does anymore are the Gospels."

"Being reborn, eh? What better time to learn about our Lord? He was smooshed for your sins - did you know that?!"

'You see! What did I tell you about this place?'

Jesus in the 'Lost and Found'.

"To find out if God exists let's ask an expert."

Sorry to Hear You're Leaving.

'But what if you're a masochist...?'

'Who was Noah's wife?'

Jesus, as a child, heals the blind snowman....

Malcolm Muggeridge

John Bunyan and Alfred Deakin

"Global positioning satellites. That's how God always knows where you are."

"Well... I don't believe in you either!"

'What if the Virgin Mary hadn't gone along with the idea?'

"It's important to remember my son; without evil, we would all be out of a job."

"Now it's a golden calf! - I TOLD You that You should stop with the monkeys!"

If Jesus Had Taught Common Core

Praying monk with steeple hands.

'I like to think of the universe as a God shaped whole.'

Pushing the Evolution Envelope.

"I'm doing the thank-you notes, Joseph. Do you remember if Balthazar brought the myrrh or the frankincense?"

Over the years, Sid had refined travel on the path of least resistance to a fine art.

"We are both 'godless'. I'm just the one who knows it."