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"All right. O.K. I'll admit that last request may have been a little over the top."

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

Einstein's Theory of Relativity For Dummies

'Harlow, why can't you be passionate like Mel Gibson?'

"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...."

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

"Great - already running late and then this happens."

"Lucky Guess."

The joy of sects.

'Marx and Engels - why they split.'

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

Chaos Theory Lecture - Upstairs and ask again.

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

'Thoreau, doing research on chapter 7'

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

'OK Sheldon - which part of the Unified Field Theory do you not understand?'

I've got a new theory, Randy, and it's going to shock the world. Why? Because it's pretty much irrefutable. You know how when you're in the bathroom, it feels like five minutes have passed … but to those waiting to use it, it feels like forever? Yes … And you know how when you're at the event horizon of a black hole, five minutes to you actually is forever to the rest of the universe? ... I think we'd better alert Neil Degrasse Tyson. I call it the Time Toilation Theory.

"So Jesus, what denomination are you?"

"Solar flares may be a contributing factor or perhaps it's a negative vibe sensitivity...."

You are everywhere.

Looking inside the internal maze,

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

"Past-present-future...Faith-hope-charity...Huey-Dewy-Louie."

Today's Topic: "Intelligent Design." Do you believe in "intelligent design"? I did until I met you.

'Professor, what's the antimatter?'

'Just because I can explain the theory of relativity doesn't mean I understand the tax code.'

'But your book proved that gravity is a very weak force.'

Catholic-Protestant Debates....

'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'

Angel book with feather falling out of it

Sorry to Hear You're Leaving.

"'Meaning'? Hahahahaha..."

"Being reborn, eh? What better time to learn about our Lord? He was smooshed for your sins - did you know that?!"