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Continental Drift will end in disaster when the Arctic collides with the Antarctic and matter collides with anti-matter and explodes.

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

Thinking Gears

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

The Thought Process.

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

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Paul Ree

X-ray Psychology.

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Danger Slow Sand.

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

"We had a brainstorm - I hope it's a brainchild."

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

"Must be another paradigm shift."

"Daddy works in a magical, faraway land called Academia."

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.