Theory Explorer T-Shirts

Testing the 'All we can do is sit and wait' theory.

'Just because I can explain the theory of relativity doesn't mean I understand the tax code.'

Conspiracy Theorists Association.

'But your book proved that gravity is a very weak force.'

"Lucky Guess."

'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'

"Solar flares may be a contributing factor or perhaps it's a negative vibe sensitivity...."

Learning Theory Therapy: Cue/Drive/Response/Reinforcement.

'...Since the wavefunction can't simultaneously collapse in two distinct places, I conclude that so-called 'doppelg?nger' are not theoretically possible...'

Stephen Hawking

"No offense, Hank, but this parallel universe theory of yours is a little far-fetched."

'OK Sheldon - which part of the Unified Field Theory do you not understand?'

Chaos Theory Lecture - Upstairs and ask again.

'Professor, what's the antimatter?'

'But we don't want to prove anything.'

"It's unified and it's a theory but it's not the unified theory we've all been looking for."

The speed of light it is 186,000 miles per second while the speed of Lite is only 100,000 miles per second.

Einstein's Theory of Relativity For Dummies

'Papa! Guess what! Evolution is making a lot of sense to me!'

I've got a new theory, Randy, and it's going to shock the world. Why? Because it's pretty much irrefutable. You know how when you're in the bathroom, it feels like five minutes have passed … but to those waiting to use it, it feels like forever? Yes … And you know how when you're at the event horizon of a black hole, five minutes to you actually is forever to the rest of the universe? ... I think we'd better alert Neil Degrasse Tyson. I call it the Time Toilation Theory.

Robotic Man

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

Connected to Technology.

Your Future Home.

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

Rodin's Thinker.

Emoticon Encouragement Therapy

Early Programmers.

"When it comes to online marketing, I'm puzzled."

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

'If I can't do it by iPhone, I don't do it.'