Theory Explorer Pillows

Testing the 'All we can do is sit and wait' theory.

Conspiracy Theorists Association.

'But your book proved that gravity is a very weak force.'

"Lucky Guess."

'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'

"Solar flares may be a contributing factor or perhaps it's a negative vibe sensitivity...."

Learning Theory Therapy: Cue/Drive/Response/Reinforcement.

'...Since the wavefunction can't simultaneously collapse in two distinct places, I conclude that so-called 'doppelg?nger' are not theoretically possible...'

Stephen Hawking

"No offense, Hank, but this parallel universe theory of yours is a little far-fetched."

'OK Sheldon - which part of the Unified Field Theory do you not understand?'

Chaos Theory Lecture - Upstairs and ask again.

'But we don't want to prove anything.'

"It's unified and it's a theory but it's not the unified theory we've all been looking for."

The speed of light it is 186,000 miles per second while the speed of Lite is only 100,000 miles per second.

'Papa! Guess what! Evolution is making a lot of sense to me!'

Robotic Man

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

Connected to Technology.

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

Your Future Home.

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

Early Programmers.

"When it comes to online marketing, I'm puzzled."

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

A Freudian slip...

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

Women's sportswear - Sale on paradigm shifts.

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

Complexity Made Simple.

Physicists disputing whether the clock moves backwards or forwards according to season change.

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

Prison for people who lack imagination.

'I feel like such a failure: They have to process my milk to make it low-fat...'