Theory Explorers Pillows

Pushing the Evolution Envelope.

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

A Freudian slip...

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

Women's sportswear - Sale on paradigm shifts.

Complexity Made Simple.

Physicists disputing whether the clock moves backwards or forwards according to season change.

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

"Lucky Guess."

Theory A Day Calendar.

You have reached the end of your brain...

Chaos Theory Lecture - Upstairs and ask again.

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

'It's okay, they're with me.'

'Since you conduct only thought experiments, we were hoping you would, from time to time, come up with some thought results.'

'Kleinzweck has a theory that the strong nuclear force is actually tiny rolls of duct tape.'

'OK Sheldon - which part of the Unified Field Theory do you not understand?'

"What - you got As in Maths, Nature, Science and English? Son, haven't you watched the news or looked online - if you want to succeed nowadays you have to be dumb as dirt!"

"I told you it was a universal truth."

'I don't know, doc. I'm okay. It's just that I don't feel as happy as a clam.'

'What are you talking about? ? how can you have half a quantum theory?'

'First particle theory, then wave theory, then plasma theory, and now lime gelatin theory.'

"Solar flares may be a contributing factor or perhaps it's a negative vibe sensitivity...."

Jean Philippe Rameau

'I wonder if you would like to subscribe to a theory.'

"Why are we here?"

Jules Henri Poincare

'The beauty of this is that it is only of theoretical importance, and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever.'

Two books. One liberates the mind, and appears to fly. The other entraps the mind, and appears as a snare trap