Myth Explorers Pillows

'Where are the four corners of the earth?'

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

Quantum Psychic

Phoenix

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

'Your future looks charming.'

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

BRAND-NEW OMG-STORY

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

Mummy Beggar

"I want to try other kinds of fruit."

Fairy tales reimagined for the 21st century. Jack and the Beanstalk

"Are you sure this what he said to build?"

Centaur Sprinter

Freia and her golden apples

'I thought I heard a twig snap.'

Death chatting in a pub - "The scythe?...Oh that went years ago. I've got a brand new combine harvester in the car park!"

Wiccapedia.

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth

Business witch

'How would you like a fairy tale wedding before I eat you?'

'Careful Jack - it might be a GM beanstalk!'

Moses Before Pharaoh's Daughter.

"Fountain of youth? No, I'm searching for a cure for natural causes."

'Hi, folks! -- I'm selling vacation time-shares in Atlantis.'

Heavenly Ships

"They harvest our noses then liquify them and drink the juice. They believe it gives them special powers called 'antioxidants'."

Hermes

"Wait – we're all wolves in sheep's clothing?"

Centaur Driver

"We only have the Bible."

"Must be those ancient aliens you hear so much about."

'Must be Pandora's.'