Myth Explorers Pillows

'Where are the four corners of the earth?'

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

Quantum Psychic

'No not there. Let's try it over here this time...'

Phoenix

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

'Your future looks charming.'

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

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Mummy Beggar

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

"I want to try other kinds of fruit."

Fairy tales reimagined for the 21st century. Jack and the Beanstalk

"Are you sure this what he said to build?"

Centaur Sprinter

Freia and her golden apples

'I thought I heard a twig snap.'

Death chatting in a pub - "The scythe?...Oh that went years ago. I've got a brand new combine harvester in the car park!"

'How would you like a fairy tale wedding before I eat you?'

Business witch

You've discovered how elderly dudes can keep picking up chicks? I've amended Giacomo's Theorem, yes. The pickup number is now direction proportional to age in instances where charm is also directly proportional to age. Journals from Milan to Vegas are publishing my findings. Of course, there's one flaw in my theory. Hold that thought, I feel some gas coming on. It won't apply to most dudes.

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth

Wiccapedia.

'Careful Jack - it might be a GM beanstalk!'

Centaur Driver

"Fountain of youth? No, I'm searching for a cure for natural causes."

"Must be those ancient aliens you hear so much about."

'Hi, folks! -- I'm selling vacation time-shares in Atlantis.'

"They harvest our noses then liquify them and drink the juice. They believe it gives them special powers called 'antioxidants'."

Hermes

"Wait – we're all wolves in sheep's clothing?"

Moses Before Pharaoh's Daughter.

Heavenly Ships

'Must be Pandora's.'