Modern Myth Explorer Pillows

Troy.

"They've built a motorway over where I left the crumbs."

Death chatting in a pub - "The scythe?...Oh that went years ago. I've got a brand new combine harvester in the car park!"

'Careful Jack - it might be a GM beanstalk!'

"They harvest our noses then liquify them and drink the juice. They believe it gives them special powers called 'antioxidants'."

Centaur Sprinter

Fairy tales reimagined for the 21st century. Jack and the Beanstalk

Kali using underarm deoderant spray.

New Gods

Likes

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Czarcasm

Weird things I do because of the internet

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

'No not there. Let's try it over here this time...'

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

"Who can we call?"

Phoenix

Public footpath on a desert island.

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

BRAND-NEW OMG-STORY

Mummy Beggar

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

Modern camping

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.

"I want to try other kinds of fruit."

"Are you sure this what he said to build?"

Santa Elevator

Freia and her golden apples

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

'I thought I heard a twig snap.'