Myth Exploration Pillows

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Czarcasm

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

Myths and legends...

Phoenix

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

"That's ridiculous. A red nose wouldn't work as a GPS system."

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."

Off Off Off Off Broadway

Mummy Beggar

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

BRAND-NEW OMG-STORY

"I want to try other kinds of fruit."

"I told you not to include woodpeckers!"

"Are you sure this what he said to build?"

Centaur Sprinter

Freia and her golden apples

Fairy tales reimagined for the 21st century. Jack and the Beanstalk

'I thought I heard a twig snap.'

Death chatting in a pub - "The scythe?...Oh that went years ago. I've got a brand new combine harvester in the car park!"

"Do I still believe in Santa Claus? I don't even believe in Congress."

The other day during the zombie apocalypse

'How would you like a fairy tale wedding before I eat you?'

'My work is based on a version of the truth, but I believe the truth to be fluid...'

'If you promise to never try to openthe locked attic door, the owner will take $20,000 off!'

"Pot of gold?! Nobody uses cash these days! Do you fancy a couple of gift cards?"