Exploring Myths Pillows

'Yes, it is really scary to think where he might appear next!'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

Myths and legends...

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

Phoenix

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

"That's ridiculous. A red nose wouldn't work as a GPS system."

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

BRAND-NEW OMG-STORY

"Are you sure this what he said to build?"

Centaur Sprinter

Actually, the Sandman's little brother, 'Boulder Boy' could get people asleep a whole lot quicker.

Fairy tales reimagined for the 21st century. Jack and the Beanstalk

'How can anyone seriously believe that we sleep standing up and with our eyes open ,,,, Hello'

"My new day job is killing me."

Death chatting in a pub - "The scythe?...Oh that went years ago. I've got a brand new combine harvester in the car park!"

"This must be where the tooth fairy goes to window shop!"

"Do I still believe in Santa Claus? I don't even believe in Congress."

The other day during the zombie apocalypse

'How would you like a fairy tale wedding before I eat you?'

'If you promise to never try to openthe locked attic door, the owner will take $20,000 off!'

'Of course I've done something about Lady Godiva -- I had security cameras installed all over town!'

"Pot of gold?! Nobody uses cash these days! Do you fancy a couple of gift cards?"