Exploring Myths Pillows

'Yes, it is really scary to think where he might appear next!'

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

Myths and legends...

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

Phoenix

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

"That's ridiculous. A red nose wouldn't work as a GPS system."

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."

BRAND-NEW OMG-STORY

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

"Are you sure this what he said to build?"

Fairy tales reimagined for the 21st century. Jack and the Beanstalk

Actually, the Sandman's little brother, 'Boulder Boy' could get people asleep a whole lot quicker.

Centaur Sprinter

'How can anyone seriously believe that we sleep standing up and with our eyes open ,,,, Hello'

"My new day job is killing me."

Death chatting in a pub - "The scythe?...Oh that went years ago. I've got a brand new combine harvester in the car park!"

"This must be where the tooth fairy goes to window shop!"

'If you promise to never try to openthe locked attic door, the owner will take $20,000 off!'

"Do I still believe in Santa Claus? I don't even believe in Congress."

'Of course I've done something about Lady Godiva -- I had security cameras installed all over town!'

The other day during the zombie apocalypse

I figured out how these folks keep guaranteeing the precise day the world ends. Shhh. Keep it down. Why? It's a scam? If you read the read the fine print, they are promising that the world will begin to end that day. Could take forever. It's a no-lose scam … Shhh! What? It's scary when the world might end. There are a lot of people out there who need comforting. Women people, I presume. Women people, I presume. Who take comfort in necking. And you belittle their fears?

"Pot of gold?! Nobody uses cash these days! Do you fancy a couple of gift cards?"

Once upon a time and a half. William Tell shot an apple on his son's head. Plink! Nice shot, Dad! Plunk!

'How would you like a fairy tale wedding before I eat you?'