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'How long have you been having panic attacks?'

Toadstools

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

"Recalculating route..."

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

Myths and legends...

Divine Desk Bins

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

The Mummy's Purse...

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

"That's ridiculous. A red nose wouldn't work as a GPS system."

Sisyphus Sawyer

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Europa takes a selfie

Fairtale prosecutions.

"He's been downgraded to a Category One."

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

"Our system's been cracked. How is that even possible?"

'The Werewolf Diet? It's great: you can eat anything you want, but only during the full moon.'

"Look, we're three thousand years old. No one's going to hire us."

'Great, we're lost. I thought you said you knew the way to the ark! I bet even the stupid monkeys made it there!'

'How the serpent tempted Eve.'

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