Reading About Myths Pillows

'How long have you been having panic attacks?'

Toadstools

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

"Recalculating route..."

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

Myths and legends...

'One more curse out of you, young man, and it's right down to the principal's office.'

Divine Desk Bins

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

The Mummy's Purse...

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

"That's ridiculous. A red nose wouldn't work as a GPS system."

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

Tortoise and hare on treadmills.

Sisyphus Sawyer

"He's been downgraded to a Category One."

Fairtale prosecutions.

Europa takes a selfie

"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

"Our system's been cracked. How is that even possible?"

'The Werewolf Diet? It's great: you can eat anything you want, but only during the full moon.'

Online Dating for Dummies

"My new day job is killing me."

"Look, we're three thousand years old. No one's going to hire us."