Studying Myths Pillows

The Apple: Approaches

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

Myths and legends...

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

The loving, yet vengeful God of Cheshire!

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

"That's ridiculous. A red nose wouldn't work as a GPS system."

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

"Look, we're three thousand years old. No one's going to hire us."

Actually, the Sandman's little brother, 'Boulder Boy' could get people asleep a whole lot quicker.

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

"This must be where the tooth fairy goes to window shop!"

"If only you knew. . ."

'Of course I've done something about Lady Godiva -- I had security cameras installed all over town!'

"Do I still believe in Santa Claus? I don't even believe in Congress."

The other day during the zombie apocalypse

Once upon a time and a half. William Tell shot an apple on his son's head. Plink! Nice shot, Dad! Plunk!

Canute Does It Again

I figured out how these folks keep guaranteeing the precise day the world ends. Shhh. Keep it down. Why? It's a scam? If you read the read the fine print, they are promising that the world will begin to end that day. Could take forever. It's a no-lose scam … Shhh! What? It's scary when the world might end. There are a lot of people out there who need comforting. Women people, I presume. Women people, I presume. Who take comfort in necking. And you belittle their fears?

"Pot of gold?! Nobody uses cash these days! Do you fancy a couple of gift cards?"

"Oh that's just a myth. It wasn't one extra straw that did this. It was a Steinway."

'...Noah really knows how to build an Ark.'

"I know about the tooth fairy, but I feel a bit young to be selling off my body parts!"

"Oh my God! Tinyfoot does exist!"

"Look, Phil, I can see your shadow!"

Helen of Troy - The face that launched a thousand ships.

If you want full cover for your cat I suggest you take out the nine lives policy.