Studying Myths Gifts

The Apple: Approaches

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

Myths and legends...

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

"That's ridiculous. A red nose wouldn't work as a GPS system."

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

"Look, we're three thousand years old. No one's going to hire us."

Actually, the Sandman's little brother, 'Boulder Boy' could get people asleep a whole lot quicker.

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

"This must be where the tooth fairy goes to window shop!"

'Of course I've done something about Lady Godiva -- I had security cameras installed all over town!'

"If only you knew. . ."

The other day during the zombie apocalypse

Canute Does It Again

"Pot of gold?! Nobody uses cash these days! Do you fancy a couple of gift cards?"

"Do I still believe in Santa Claus? I don't even believe in Congress."

'...Noah really knows how to build an Ark.'

"I know about the tooth fairy, but I feel a bit young to be selling off my body parts!"

Helen of Troy - The face that launched a thousand ships.

"Look, Phil, I can see your shadow!"

"Oh my God! Tinyfoot does exist!"

If you want full cover for your cat I suggest you take out the nine lives policy.