Myth Gifts

'His speech was pre-empted by a Lady Godiva special.'

Shepherd and eurydice

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Fear/Knowledge

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

"We only got six days of funding."

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Tut and Carmen.

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

Transylvanian backpackers.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

Venus

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Vlad the Impala

Bacchus.

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.