Myths Gifts

The Mostly Invisible Man

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

'Is it true what they say'

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

If you want full cover for your cat I suggest you take out the nine lives policy.

"Oh that's just a myth. It wasn't one extra straw that did this. It was a Steinway."

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

Medusa adding 'Hair mouse' to feed her snakes head

"Do I still believe in Santa Claus? I don't even believe in Congress."

"How are you feeling today?"

Man finds end of the Rainbow is a selection of coloured wheelie bins

"That's ridiculous. A red nose wouldn't work as a GPS system."

"Look, I don't want to hear about you snagging a bunch of weeds again."

Camelot Casual Fridays

"Look, Phil, I can see your shadow!"

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

"Naughty or nice? I thought in a post-fact world, anything goes?"

The tooth dump reaches maximum capacity.

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Myths and legends...

The other day during the zombie apocalypse

"Pot of gold?! Nobody uses cash these days! Do you fancy a couple of gift cards?"

Godzilla's Security Question

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"Oh my God! Tinyfoot does exist!"

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"I can't decide if I'm in the mood for Italian or hay."

"I want … an explanation!"

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

Once upon a time and a half. William Tell shot an apple on his son's head. Plink! Nice shot, Dad! Plunk!

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

Rat in a soda bottle.

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

'In the off season, I rent them out as lawn ornaments.'

'Sometimes humans get flushed sewers... and grow to enormous size.'