Collecting Myths Gifts

The Cornucopia Trap

"This must be where the tooth fairy goes to window shop!"

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

Actually, the Sandman's little brother, 'Boulder Boy' could get people asleep a whole lot quicker.

"Old age is tough. Granddad lost a tooth but instead of money from the tooth fairy all he got was a bill from the dentist."

"I know about the tooth fairy, but I feel a bit young to be selling off my body parts!"

Shepherd and eurydice

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Tut and Carmen.

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Venus

Toadstools

Vlad the Impala

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Here be dragons.

Lady of the bath...

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"Recalculating route..."

Warrior Woman

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

Neptune

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."