Collecting Myths Gifts

The Cornucopia Trap

"This must be where the tooth fairy goes to window shop!"

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

Actually, the Sandman's little brother, 'Boulder Boy' could get people asleep a whole lot quicker.

"Old age is tough. Granddad lost a tooth but instead of money from the tooth fairy all he got was a bill from the dentist."

"I know about the tooth fairy, but I feel a bit young to be selling off my body parts!"

Shepherd and eurydice

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Tut and Carmen.

Vlad the Impala

Toadstools

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Venus

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Here be dragons.

Lady of the bath...

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

Warrior Woman

Neptune

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

'...this is Loch Lomand!'