Mythical Creature Collectors Gifts

Oven Ready: May Contain Traces of Unicorn

"Strictly speaking I'm a hobgoblin."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

The Elliot Ness monster.

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

'He was a handsome young prince when I married him.'

Diolch

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

Viking Loch Ness

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Catasaurus

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

'I don't do so much of the you-can't catch-me-I'm-the -gingerbread-man material these days...'

"Are you familiar with the term, 'Catch and Release', buster?"

Strange and exotic creatures that exist on other planets - and ones that exist here on earth.

Loch Ness Beer Monster

Bigfoot and his wife...Bignose.

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."