Mythical Creature Collectors Pillows

Oven Ready: May Contain Traces of Unicorn

"Strictly speaking I'm a hobgoblin."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

The Elliot Ness monster.

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Viking Loch Ness

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Catasaurus

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

Diolch

'He was a handsome young prince when I married him.'

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

Loch Ness Beer Monster

"Are you familiar with the term, 'Catch and Release', buster?"

Strange and exotic creatures that exist on other planets - and ones that exist here on earth.

'I don't do so much of the you-can't catch-me-I'm-the -gingerbread-man material these days...'

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"