Mythical Creature Collector Pillows

'For goodness sake, man, snap out of it! We're not aliens from outer space! We're pixies! Pixies from your garden! Is that so difficult to understand?!'

"Fanfare for the common man-thing."

A Lionocerous

Catasaurus

Angular monster attempting to lure Norm into his maw with tongue shaped like a sexy woman.

A hunter sits reading by the fireplace with Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer and the Easter Bunny's heads mounted on the wall as trophies.

Unicorn Hunting Trophy

"We don't believe in each other anymore."

Diolch

Pegasus

Dragon

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

The Elliot Ness monster.

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

Warrior Woman

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

Viking Loch Ness

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

'He was a handsome young prince when I married him.'

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."