Mythical Creature Collector Prints

'For goodness sake, man, snap out of it! We're not aliens from outer space! We're pixies! Pixies from your garden! Is that so difficult to understand?!'

"Fanfare for the common man-thing."

A Lionocerous

Catasaurus

Angular monster attempting to lure Norm into his maw with tongue shaped like a sexy woman.

A hunter sits reading by the fireplace with Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer and the Easter Bunny's heads mounted on the wall as trophies.

Unicorn Hunting Trophy

"We don't believe in each other anymore."

Diolch

Pegasus

Dragon

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

The Elliot Ness monster.

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

Warrior Woman

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'He was a handsome young prince when I married him.'

Viking Loch Ness

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"