Collector Of Mythical Stories Prints

"Don't bring camera, you said. Just enjoy the experience, you said."

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Diolch

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

Catasaurus

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

Loch Ness Beer Monster

"Define fair."

7 More Dwarfs

Trueman Dewayne Lafayette: collector of the imaginary,

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

Off Off Off Off Broadway

"Fanfare for the common man-thing."

"I hate to spoil your porridge, but your son has a blonde in his room."

Actually, the Sandman's little brother, 'Boulder Boy' could get people asleep a whole lot quicker.

"This must be where the tooth fairy goes to window shop!"

Angular monster attempting to lure Norm into his maw with tongue shaped like a sexy woman.

'I've been knocking for ages!'

"I know about the tooth fairy, but I feel a bit young to be selling off my body parts!"

'You've become a right pain in the neck.'

'Yes, he did turn into a price, but there were complications.'

"Grandpa! You have to let me put those under my pillow!"

'What do you mean, you BROKE the sword in the stone?'

Unicorn Hunting Trophy

A Lionocerous

Elf Farm

Home Sweet Home

Prompts on the Antiques Roadshow.

'Plus I found this great set of porridge bowls!'

Oven Ready: May Contain Traces of Unicorn

'Get back inside this jewel encrusted ancient bottle now...it'll be worth more on the Antiques Roadshow.'

"We don't believe in each other anymore."

A hunter sits reading by the fireplace with Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer and the Easter Bunny's heads mounted on the wall as trophies.

"Yes, I'm given all the credit in the song, but to be honest, we could not have done it without Timmy's radar navigation skills..."

"No, it's just that the royal inbreeding makes me look like a frog."