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"Don't bring camera, you said. Just enjoy the experience, you said."

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Diolch

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

Catasaurus

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

Loch Ness Beer Monster

"Define fair."

Trueman Dewayne Lafayette: collector of the imaginary,

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

7 More Dwarfs

"Fanfare for the common man-thing."

Off Off Off Off Broadway

Actually, the Sandman's little brother, 'Boulder Boy' could get people asleep a whole lot quicker.

"I hate to spoil your porridge, but your son has a blonde in his room."

"This must be where the tooth fairy goes to window shop!"

'I've been knocking for ages!'

Angular monster attempting to lure Norm into his maw with tongue shaped like a sexy woman.

"I thought you could help me get a jump on things again this year."

"Grandpa! You have to let me put those under my pillow!"

"I know about the tooth fairy, but I feel a bit young to be selling off my body parts!"

'Yes, he did turn into a price, but there were complications.'

'You've become a right pain in the neck.'

'What do you mean, you BROKE the sword in the stone?'

Unicorn Hunting Trophy

Home Sweet Home

A Lionocerous

Elf Farm

Prompts on the Antiques Roadshow.

'Plus I found this great set of porridge bowls!'

"Yes, I'm given all the credit in the song, but to be honest, we could not have done it without Timmy's radar navigation skills..."

A hunter sits reading by the fireplace with Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer and the Easter Bunny's heads mounted on the wall as trophies.

Oven Ready: May Contain Traces of Unicorn

"We don't believe in each other anymore."

"No, it's just that the royal inbreeding makes me look like a frog."