Mythical Collector T-Shirts

Trueman Dewayne Lafayette: collector of the imaginary,

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Mixed Doubles.

Newt sale

'It's not for myself, you understand."

Catasaurus

Diolch

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

Loch Ness Beer Monster

"Define fair."

7 More Dwarfs

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

"Fanfare for the common man-thing."

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

"I hate to spoil your porridge, but your son has a blonde in his room."

At the end of the rainbow

Mermaid reads sleeping tourists book.

Actually, the Sandman's little brother, 'Boulder Boy' could get people asleep a whole lot quicker.

"This must be where the tooth fairy goes to window shop!"

'I've been knocking for ages!'

Angular monster attempting to lure Norm into his maw with tongue shaped like a sexy woman.

Money Snowglobe

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

Giraffe's Ice-cream.

Hissy-fits for sale.

"I'd like to see you cut back to eating only two, three ships a day."

"I don't really believe in the tooth fairy anymore, but if it pays, I play!"

"I know about the tooth fairy, but I feel a bit young to be selling off my body parts!"

Updated Fables. The Ant And The Grasshopper … And The Mosquito. IRS.

'Hey, wait a minute †you're not a dolphin!'

'What do you think of as you great achievements?'

'Yes, he did turn into a price, but there were complications.'