Mythical Catcher T-Shirts

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"I had that nightmare again where everyone found out I'm in my late thirties and still have no idea how the stock market works."

Catasaurus

Diolch

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

Trueman Dewayne Lafayette: collector of the imaginary,

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

"Fanfare for the common man-thing."

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

Mermaid reads sleeping tourists book.

At the end of the rainbow

"Yes, but is 'Bigfoot enthusiast' an actual job?"

"It's over between us, Kevin, I've met a most wonderful cod!"

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

The Tennis Racket in the Stone

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

'No you can't keep it!'

"Ambitions . . . to catch the Loch Ness Monster"

"Behold my perfect window of existence, when I'm neither trying to wake up nor falling asleep."

"Isn't this so much better without our devices?"

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

"I slept funny!"

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

Stick Dreams

'Ed's always been a bit of a dreamer.'

"Just once I would like to laugh or to frown."