Mythical Catcher Gifts

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"I had that nightmare again where everyone found out I'm in my late thirties and still have no idea how the stock market works."

Catasaurus

Diolch

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

Trueman Dewayne Lafayette: collector of the imaginary,

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

"Fanfare for the common man-thing."

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

"I stole me a pot of gold. That's how I became a Lepre-CON."

"Yes, but is 'Bigfoot enthusiast' an actual job?"

"It's over between us, Kevin, I've met a most wonderful cod!"

At the end of the rainbow

Mermaid reads sleeping tourists book.

The Tennis Racket in the Stone

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

'No you can't keep it!'

"Isn't this so much better without our devices?"

Stick Dreams

Angular monster attempting to lure Norm into his maw with tongue shaped like a sexy woman.

"I slept funny!"

Last night I dreamed I was lying on a beach with Sandra Dee, and a big lifeguard asked to see my beach tag. I didn

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

'Ed's always been a bit of a dreamer.'

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

"Ambitions . . . to catch the Loch Ness Monster"